Favorite Quotes From SL, Collection no.1
In the grand tradition of recording hilarity in Second Life, heres my favorite collection of quotes from some of the crazy people I've known <3
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Evangeline Schism: Alright. I should got poke RL.
Evangeline Schism: Stupid RL.
Evangeline Schism: It's just rezzing slowly for me today.
Ruina Kessel: Alright, go before someone does something lame and stupid :P
Evangeline Schism: Ugh. I don't want griefers in my coffee shop.
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Ruina Kessel: But wouldn't it be cool if SL had it's own weather?
Isabel Pixie: i would love that
Robinson Mapholisto: yes
Isabel Pixie: hurricanes, earthquakes
Isabel Pixie: lightening shows
Ruina Kessel: totally
Ruina Kessel: blizzards
Robinson Mapholisto: toads
Ruina Kessel: fog
Ruina Kessel: TOADS
Isabel Pixie: pestulance
Isabel Pixie: plague
Ruina Kessel: famine
Robinson Mapholisto: beegees reunion
Isabel Pixie: EEK , cancel my membership
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Winsome Minotaur: Dear Mr. Humples, we regret to inform you that your name is now a synonym for fucking. Have fun with that.
Dexter Bowenford: Oh, If only I could be so lucky.
Winsome Minotaur: Hencforth, I shall refer to all fornication as "Bowenfording"
Dexter Bowenford: is that like waterboarding?
Winsome Minotaur: "Hey baby, wanna do the bowenford?
Robinson Mapholisto: I wil call websters, they wil be thrilled
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Winsome Minotaur: O.X
Ruina Kessel: someone cum in your eye again WInsome?
Winsome Minotaur: It were you! Squirter.
Ruina Kessel: D:
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Winsome Minotaur: I'm trying to be dull. ;)
Robinson Mapholisto: it's not working
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Ruina Kessel: Has Robin been reading The Art of War?
Dexter Bowenford: I think she wrote it.
Robinson Mapholisto: I have been known to read some of the classics
Dexter Bowenford: oh, you mean like the Penthouse forums?
Winsome Minotaur: Sun Tzu wrote to Penthouse?
Robinson Mapholisto: Yes Dexter, exactly like penthouse forums
Winsome Minotaur: Next you'll tell me that Lao Tzu wrote to Playboy.
Robinson Mapholisto: hustler
Dexter Bowenford: he used the alias "9incher"
Winsome Minotaur: *Everyone knows it's only 8 1/2*
Doe Silverspar: so i guess he knew the sound of one hand clapping
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Robinson Mapholisto: right because it's not twister without the roofies
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anathema Xeltentat: ooo, now she's buying the drow skin i was seeing if i already had - she's got ....premonition powers, the hag!
Ruina Kessel: hag!
Ruina Kessel: drown her!
anathema Xeltentat: yesssss, find a water!
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Ruina Kessel runs with cleavers
anathema Xeltentat: spies from corners
anathema Xeltentat: secret-like, w/ my giant helmet and blingy fish, bwaahaa
Ruina Kessel hangs squids from chandeliers
Ruina Kessel: you is invisible!
anathema Xeltentat: you have no clue where the brush of that tentacle is coming from but :o
Ruina Kessel: indivisible!
anathema Xeltentat: that you know it is a tentacle is a tell! :P
Ruina Kessel: :o
anathema Xeltentat: oh no, squids from chandeliers is the thing that makes me totally visible despite my ..DAMMIT i forgot what class that is in DnD
Ruina Kessel: home ec!
anathema Xeltentat: hissssss, never!
Ruina Kessel: um ... alchemist ec!
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anathema Xeltentat: one more 50l friday notice and i'll tear my...
anathema Xeltentat: hell, i'm not wearing any hair : /
anathema Xeltentat: i'll put some on to tear it out!
Ruina Kessel: what about 60L Saturdays and 25L tuesdays?
Ruina Kessel: x_O
anathema Xeltentat: and manic mondays and septic sunday?
Ruina Kessel: sssssssseptic sundays :D
anathema Xeltentat: sounds like a pilgrimage i'd make Xd
Ruina Kessel: hmm, needs more chapters though
Ruina Kessel: whacked, whipped, wintered, weathered ...
Ruina Kessel: whipped is good
Ruina Kessel: whipped wednesdays?
anathema Xeltentat: whipped wednesdays it is!
Ruina Kessel: throttled thursdays?
anathema Xeltentat: flogged fridays/ flailed?
Ruina Kessel: ooo tough choice
Ruina Kessel: though I have a fondness for flogging
anathema Xeltentat: too bad there's no q day -i'd love to see a day for quartering
Ruina Kessel: I wanted a C for contusions :D
anathema Xeltentat: we should probably just make up some new days to better go w/ our plans
Ruina Kessel: contusion cthuluday
Ruina Kessel: cthulday
Ruina Kessel: quartered quantuday
anathema Xeltentat: purrrfect! shalll we just slip it in or have it overtake one of the standards?
Ruina Kessel: hmmm
Ruina Kessel: one of the S's could go I think
anathema Xeltentat: hell, i like the world better already. its not so bad if tomorrow you know is cthulhuday
Ruina Kessel: Cthulday for sunday?
anathema Xeltentat: haha, yessssss, that's perfect
Ruina Kessel: :D
Ruina Kessel: asphyxia Astarothday
Ruina Kessel: xD
anathema Xeltentat: we might need to make up months, as an expansion project, after the mortals have fallen into acceptance -hard to say
... I only quote you because I love you.
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Evangeline Schism: Alright. I should got poke RL.
Evangeline Schism: Stupid RL.
Evangeline Schism: It's just rezzing slowly for me today.
Ruina Kessel: Alright, go before someone does something lame and stupid :P
Evangeline Schism: Ugh. I don't want griefers in my coffee shop.
~
Ruina Kessel: But wouldn't it be cool if SL had it's own weather?
Isabel Pixie: i would love that
Robinson Mapholisto: yes
Isabel Pixie: hurricanes, earthquakes
Isabel Pixie: lightening shows
Ruina Kessel: totally
Ruina Kessel: blizzards
Robinson Mapholisto: toads
Ruina Kessel: fog
Ruina Kessel: TOADS
Isabel Pixie: pestulance
Isabel Pixie: plague
Ruina Kessel: famine
Robinson Mapholisto: beegees reunion
Isabel Pixie: EEK , cancel my membership
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Winsome Minotaur: Dear Mr. Humples, we regret to inform you that your name is now a synonym for fucking. Have fun with that.
Dexter Bowenford: Oh, If only I could be so lucky.
Winsome Minotaur: Hencforth, I shall refer to all fornication as "Bowenfording"
Dexter Bowenford: is that like waterboarding?
Winsome Minotaur: "Hey baby, wanna do the bowenford?
Robinson Mapholisto: I wil call websters, they wil be thrilled
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Winsome Minotaur: O.X
Ruina Kessel: someone cum in your eye again WInsome?
Winsome Minotaur: It were you! Squirter.
Ruina Kessel: D:
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Winsome Minotaur: I'm trying to be dull. ;)
Robinson Mapholisto: it's not working
~
Ruina Kessel: Has Robin been reading The Art of War?
Dexter Bowenford: I think she wrote it.
Robinson Mapholisto: I have been known to read some of the classics
Dexter Bowenford: oh, you mean like the Penthouse forums?
Winsome Minotaur: Sun Tzu wrote to Penthouse?
Robinson Mapholisto: Yes Dexter, exactly like penthouse forums
Winsome Minotaur: Next you'll tell me that Lao Tzu wrote to Playboy.
Robinson Mapholisto: hustler
Dexter Bowenford: he used the alias "9incher"
Winsome Minotaur: *Everyone knows it's only 8 1/2*
Doe Silverspar: so i guess he knew the sound of one hand clapping
~
Robinson Mapholisto: right because it's not twister without the roofies
~
anathema Xeltentat: ooo, now she's buying the drow skin i was seeing if i already had - she's got ....premonition powers, the hag!
Ruina Kessel: hag!
Ruina Kessel: drown her!
anathema Xeltentat: yesssss, find a water!
~
Ruina Kessel runs with cleavers
anathema Xeltentat: spies from corners
anathema Xeltentat: secret-like, w/ my giant helmet and blingy fish, bwaahaa
Ruina Kessel hangs squids from chandeliers
Ruina Kessel: you is invisible!
anathema Xeltentat: you have no clue where the brush of that tentacle is coming from but :o
Ruina Kessel: indivisible!
anathema Xeltentat: that you know it is a tentacle is a tell! :P
Ruina Kessel: :o
anathema Xeltentat: oh no, squids from chandeliers is the thing that makes me totally visible despite my ..DAMMIT i forgot what class that is in DnD
Ruina Kessel: home ec!
anathema Xeltentat: hissssss, never!
Ruina Kessel: um ... alchemist ec!
~
anathema Xeltentat: one more 50l friday notice and i'll tear my...
anathema Xeltentat: hell, i'm not wearing any hair : /
anathema Xeltentat: i'll put some on to tear it out!
Ruina Kessel: what about 60L Saturdays and 25L tuesdays?
Ruina Kessel: x_O
anathema Xeltentat: and manic mondays and septic sunday?
Ruina Kessel: sssssssseptic sundays :D
anathema Xeltentat: sounds like a pilgrimage i'd make Xd
Ruina Kessel: hmm, needs more chapters though
Ruina Kessel: whacked, whipped, wintered, weathered ...
Ruina Kessel: whipped is good
Ruina Kessel: whipped wednesdays?
anathema Xeltentat: whipped wednesdays it is!
Ruina Kessel: throttled thursdays?
anathema Xeltentat: flogged fridays/ flailed?
Ruina Kessel: ooo tough choice
Ruina Kessel: though I have a fondness for flogging
anathema Xeltentat: too bad there's no q day -i'd love to see a day for quartering
Ruina Kessel: I wanted a C for contusions :D
anathema Xeltentat: we should probably just make up some new days to better go w/ our plans
Ruina Kessel: contusion cthuluday
Ruina Kessel: cthulday
Ruina Kessel: quartered quantuday
anathema Xeltentat: purrrfect! shalll we just slip it in or have it overtake one of the standards?
Ruina Kessel: hmmm
Ruina Kessel: one of the S's could go I think
anathema Xeltentat: hell, i like the world better already. its not so bad if tomorrow you know is cthulhuday
Ruina Kessel: Cthulday for sunday?
anathema Xeltentat: haha, yessssss, that's perfect
Ruina Kessel: :D
Ruina Kessel: asphyxia Astarothday
Ruina Kessel: xD
anathema Xeltentat: we might need to make up months, as an expansion project, after the mortals have fallen into acceptance -hard to say
... I only quote you because I love you.
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